About LiberioEmstJi
Carmen Electra:
Carmen Electra
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Information:
Name: Carmen Electra
Born: 1972-04-20
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Howard Stern on Demand (2007), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1999), American Dad! (2005), Howard Stern (2004), Livin' Large (2002)
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Emma Watson:
Emma Watson
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Information:
Name: Emma Watson
Born: 1990-04-15
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004), Late Show with David Letterman (2007), The Hidden Secrets of Harry Potter (2007), Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (2011), Interviews with Students (2003)
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
making love with her new boyfriend?
A: "Funny, you don't feel
Jewish."
DelsinMacNicolQy
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell
me all
about it!
EarwynDainpR
Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
FlaminioClercwN
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
the
road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
Myung-DaeDwijendrapz
How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
FeichWynwardeA
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot !
DalwynDareliG
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving
her money, furs and diamonds.
HamelstunEdwaldoBK
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
dishwasher?
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
GladwynKeytv
A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The
dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their
wallet."
VerrillFrankinx
Peter: My brother wants
to work
badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
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